Friday October 30th 1:15am

"I wish biggie would do my hair for me"- Madden

Monday October 19th 10:37pm

"You know what really gets my dick hard? Helping out my friends"-Madden

Monday October 19th 10:28pm

"Now im like in you and you're asking me questions"- Madden

Monday October 19th 5:32 PM

"You like my taco pizza? its like a pizza but you just fold it over"- Madden

Monday October 19th 5:31 PM

"I wanna make a gun that you could shoot food with so it makes it a temperature you can eat it at, so you don't burn the roof of your mouth. I don't know what it would be called yet, but it'll have a cool name." - Madden

Monday October 19th 2:00am

*Fart Noise*

(Sticks his head inbetween his leg a minute later)

"I think I just farted"- Madden

Sunday October 11th 2:40pm

"What if you put your own balls in your ass"- Madden

"Oh you mean a doggy in the bathtub?"- Jake

Sunday October 11th 2:38pm

"I can't wait til you two fall asleep so I can jerk off with the door open so loud"

Sunday October 11th 2:18pm

"God I love the way my dick feels in my hand"